Thanksgiving Warnings

I want to wish every one of you a happy thanksgiving and give you some timely friendly advice for the season. Watch how much turkey you eat this week as you will be at risk for E70.8 (Hypertryptophanemia) after eating and then you'll get real R40.4 (drowsy) and your K21.9 (Gastro-esophageal reflux disease without esophagitis) will act up.

On Black Friday, be careful as you go to stores with big sales. The last thing you want is to be  W52.XXXA (Crushed, pushed or stepped on by crowd or human stampede, initial encounter) or have a W10.0XXA (Fall (on)(from) escalator, initial encounter). It's a rip off anyway. They just mark up the prices the week before.

Just do the shopping online, it's easier but you may get some H53.143 (bilateral eye discomfort) if you do it for too long. 



Happy Thanksgiving!


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